|Congratulations. You have found The VIAATANT! Network. The sole purpose of these pages is to help you answer one simple question:|
|"Are you Viaatant???"|
|This may be the most important question you will ever be asked.|
|Please read on in order to prepare yourself to make responsible judgments of viaatantcy, and to protect yourself from Mamm-alien control.|
|?? Does this person look familiar
to you ??
?? Do you have any idea whether or not he is Viaatant ??
?? Do you think that he grew up in a good Christian home ??
?? Do you suppose that he can sing like Ronald Reagan ??
?? Do you wonder about his odor ??
?? Do you give a damn ??
?? Does he ??