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Congratulations. You have found The VIAATANT! Network. The sole purpose of these pages is to help you answer one simple question: |
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"Are you Viaatant???" |
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This may be the most important question you will ever be asked. |
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Please read on in order to prepare yourself to make responsible judgments of viaatantcy, and to protect yourself from Mamm-alien control. |
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?? Does this person look familiar
to you ?? ?? Do you have any idea whether or not he is Viaatant ?? ?? Do you think that he grew up in a good Christian home ?? ?? Do you suppose that he can sing like Ronald Reagan ?? ?? Do you wonder about his odor ?? ?? Do you give a damn ?? ?? Does he ?? |
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Discover the truth about the Viaatants and their terran influence. |
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See the Viaatant Gallery of Fine Art and Appliances. |
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Trace the history of famous Viaatants from the Milky Way Galaxy. |
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Learn the cryptic language of the Viaatant society. |
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Are you Viaatant? Protect yourself and join the Viaat-net Info-Base. |
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Help "Spanky", the beloved viaatant diplomat, get out of jail. |
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Peruse the inevitable Viaat-net Links, for a better tomorrow. |
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